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Reported first by Fox5Vegas
The Cheese Caper: A Heated Confrontation Over Nachos
In a bizarre turn of events that unfolded at an Arco gas station in Las Vegas, a man’s fondness for nacho cheese took a wild turn into a Nacho Cheese Bat Beatdown. According to Fox5Vegas, Myron Bullie, a gas station employee, found himself in quite the pickle when a customer allegedly took “too much nacho cheese.” What started as a simple disagreement quickly escalated into something much more alarming.
When Words Turn to Weapons
Police arrived on the scene to find the cheese-loving customer lying in the grass, bleeding profusely from his head, nose, and ears. The victim, dazed and unable to recount the events, was rushed to the hospital.
But one thing was certain: this was more than just a cheese squabble.
When officers questioned Bullie, he claimed that the victim was “talking [expletive]” and refused to leave the store when told to do so. The irate employee, perhaps a little too passionate about portion control, showed the officers a broken cheese machine as evidence of the customer’s misdeeds.
However, the arrest report reveals that this wasn’t a case of theft, but rather Bullie’s annoyance over the victim helping himself to an excessive amount of cheese.
The Initial Showdown
Bullie told police that after some heated words, he tried to push the victim out of the store. In the process, Bullie armed himself with a baseball bat and gave the customer more than just a stern warning.
“Don’t talk [expletive] to me… Now everyone’s gonna see this and they’re gonna know never to talk [expletive] to me,” Bullie declared, according to the arrest report.
Surveillance footage paints a chaotic picture: the two tussle over the bat, with Bullie eventually landing a few punches to the victim’s face before swinging the bat.
The victim managed to get up and began to walk away, but Bullie, apparently not finished making his point, struck him with the bat three more times.
A Second Helping of Violence
As if that wasn’t enough, the altercation spilled outside. The customer, now standing at a nearby business, probably thinking the ordeal was over, was in for a nasty surprise.
Bullie emerged from the store and, with what can only be described as excessive force, struck the man again, knocking him to the ground where he remained for several minutes.
The Aftermath
The victim suffered severe injuries, including two brain bleeds, multiple skull fractures, blood coming from his ears, eyes, and nose, a brain bleed, and facial fractures. Meanwhile, Bullie walked away from the incident with a sprained wrist—small potatoes compared to the victim’s fate.
Bullie was promptly arrested and charged with attempted murder and assault. His bail was set at $10,000, according to court records.
And so, this tale of too much cheese ends on a rather grim note—a stark reminder that when it comes to nacho toppings, it’s perhaps best to exercise caution.
